{"product_id":"shitlets-spearmint-and-coffee-natural-soap","title":"Shitlets Spearmint and Coffee Natural Soap","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Shitlets\" Bar: MRE-Themed Soap\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eScent: Spearmint \u0026amp; Coffee (with a hint of Caffeine)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe ultimate tribute to the meal that fueled the front lines—and subsequently halted every digestive tract from Kuwait to Kandahar. At \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"135\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFlagship Soap Company\u003c\/b\u003e, we’ve captured the essence of the \"Meal, Ready-to-Eat\" in a bar that’s actually ready to use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eShitlets\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the only soap that smells like the two best things in a brown plastic bag: that tiny packet of instant coffee and the single piece of spearmint gum that was the only thing keeping your breath from becoming a chemical weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy \"Shitlets\"?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eBetween the calorie density and the lack of fiber, they were designed to keep you going—and keep you from going—for days on end. We named this bar after the legendary outcome of those tactical meals. It’s the perfect veteran gift or military care package addition for the hero who knows exactly what it’s like to survive on a \"Vegetable Omelet\" (God help you).\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe Flagship Difference: Tactical Grade Grooming\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDon't settle for \"Big Soap\" bars that are smaller than a standard-issue compass. Our bars are \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"94\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003elarger than the competition\u003c\/b\u003e, engineered to last longer through the toughest deployments (or just a long week at the shop).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eShit, Shower, Lather:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're heading to the motorpool or the office, this bar is \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"89\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eSoap Ready to Lather\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Brick\" Buster:\u003c\/b\u003e While MREs might leave you feeling heavy, our \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"66\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003edeep-cleansing\u003c\/b\u003e formula uses \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"94\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eSea Clay\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"107\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eCoffee grounds\u003c\/b\u003e for a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"128\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003emedium exfoliant\u003c\/b\u003e grit that scrubs away grease, grime, and the sins of a 12-hour shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eNon-Stripping Moisture:\u003c\/b\u003e Most \"masculine\" soaps leave your skin feeling tighter than a fresh pair of dress blues. Our blend of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"126\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eShea Butter\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"142\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eAvocado Oil\u003c\/b\u003e provides a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"165\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003ehydrating, rich lather\u003c\/b\u003e that moisturizes without leaving you feeling greasy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe Intel (Ingredients)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWe don’t hide behind \"fragrance\" mysteries. We use a base of premium oils and natural exfoliants to keep you tactical and clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSaponified Oils:\u003c\/b\u003e Coconut, Palm, Sunflower, Olive, Avocado, and Castor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eThe Good Stuff:\u003c\/b\u003e Raw Shea Butter \u0026amp; Sodium Lactate (for that long-lasting hardness).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eThe Grit:\u003c\/b\u003e Real Coffee \u0026amp; Sea Clay for deep-pore scouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eThe Scent:\u003c\/b\u003e Pure Spearmint Essential Oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e Mica.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eWhy it Beats the PX Brands:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003eParaben-Free \u0026amp; Sulfate-Free:\u003c\/b\u003e No chemical warfare on your skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003eVeteran-Themed Wit:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"38\" data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003emilitary gift\u003c\/b\u003e that actually gets a laugh—and gets used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003ePatriotic Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Handmade for those who work hard and play harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eDitch the drying, mass-market detergents. 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