BAD DECISIONS — Extrait de Parfum | Aged Bourbon & Oak Cologne

Late Nights. Zero Regrets.

The best stories never started with someone eating a salad.

BAD DECISIONS is an unapologetically rich, heavy-hitting tribute to the finer vices. It opens with the immediate, unmistakable warmth of smooth, aged barrel-proof bourbon, cutting through the noise with an intoxicating, top-shelf presence. It is a fragrance engineered for the man who lives on his own terms, embraces the chaos of the night, and leaves a trail of smoke and conversation wherever he lands.

At a commanding 30% oil concentration (Extrait de Parfum), BAD DECISIONS hits heavy, settles deep, and keeps going long into the early hours of the morning. Rugged, refined, and beautifully reckless.

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The Scent Architecture

Profile: Warm, Boozy, Oak-Aged Wood, and Smooth Spice

A deep, intoxicating, and masterfully balanced barrel-house blend designed to deliver maximum warmth with a sophisticated, rich undertone.

• The First Hit (Top Notes): The fragrance opens with an intriguing, vibrant flash of fresh Orange Zest colliding head-on with a sharp, aromatic hit of crushed Clove.

• The Advance (Heart Notes): As the initial spark settles, the true character of the blend takes over. A rich, boozy wave of malted Kentucky Bourbon rises, wrapped in a surprisingly sophisticated layer of midnight orchid.

• The Anchor (Base Notes): The dry-down delivers a massive, long-lasting premium finish. A heavy, rugged foundation of charred white Oak, rich vanilla bean, and deep masculine musk locks into the skin for hours.

The Hardware (The 40ml Bottle, Atomizer & Custom Case)

Built for the Mission: Premium Hardware Included

A premium juice deserves premium deployment. We didn’t cut corners on the presentation or the execution:

• American-Built: Proudly formulated, masterfully blended, and poured by hand in the USA. We bring a mission-first mindset to our manufacturing process to ensure absolute elite quality.

• The Matte Black Glass Bottle: Housed in a heavy, tactical matte black glass bottle built to block out UV light and protect the integrity of the premium 30% fragrance oils inside.

• The Brown & White Custom Tactical Case (Gift-Ready): Each bottle arrives securely locked inside a custom-engineered, rugged protective case finished in a dark, rich Bourbon Brown with clean White contrast accents. It offers an elite, high-yield unboxing experience out of the box, making it an exceptional gift. This hardware protects his investment whether it’s sitting on a dresser, tossed into a gym bag, or packed for travel.

• The Ultra-Fine Atomizer: Equipped with a professional-grade, high-efficiency atomizer. It delivers an incredibly wide, pressurized, micro-fine mist that maximizes skin coverage while utilizing less juice per spray. No heavy streams, no wasted product.

• Compact 40ml Footprint: The perfect balance of long-lasting volume and mobility. TSA-compliant and ready to move when you are.

• Advanced Scent Anchoring: Infused with premium cosmetic fixatives that lock the fragrance to your skin, slowing down evaporation to maximize your longevity and silage.

Technical Specifications & Deployment

• Fragrance Concentration: 30% Extrait de Parfum (Commercial Strength)

• Size: 1.35 fl oz / 40 mL

• Origin: 100% Made in the USA

• Ingredients: Alcohol Denat., Fragrance/Parfum (Proprietary Aged Bourbon Blend), Isopropyl Myristate, Glucam 20

• Operational Use: Because BAD DECISIONS is formulated at a true 30% concentration, a little goes a long way. Apply 1–2 sprays to pulse points (neck or wrists) from 6 inches away. Our high-efficiency atomizer ensures a pressurized, micro-fine mist that locks onto skin instantly without leaving a wet, greasy residue.

• Cross-Operation Compatibility: Engineered to perfectly match and elevate our Flagship Natural Soap lineups. Layer them together to lock in your scent signature from the shower to the streets.

• Shipping & Deployment: FREE shipping included. We ship fast and secure via reliable domestic carriers. Blind-buy confidence: If it doesn't fit your operational profile (or if you bought it as a gift and he wants to trade profiles), reach out to our team for a no-hassle exchange.

📦 Ground Transport Directive: Due to the high 30% fragrance oil concentration and alcohol base, this product is classified as flammable and must ship via Ground Shipping only. It will still arrive fast and free, but it cannot be expedited via air transport.

⚠️ Usage Advisory: For external deployment only. Avoid direct contact with eyes. If irritation, redness, or skin issues develop, discontinue use immediately.