{"title":"BEARD OIL","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"dirty-hands-clean-money-1oz-natural-beard-oil","title":"Dirty Hands Clean Money 1oz Natural Beard Oil  Leather and Oakmoss","description":"\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDirty Hands Clean Money Beard Oil: The High-Performance Fuel for Your Beard\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eYou don’t do \"delicate.\" Neither does this oil.\u003c\/b\u003e Dirty Hands Clean Money Beard Oil is engineered for the blue-collar brothers and sisters who keep America running. When you’re on the clock, your beard is a magnet for dust, grease, and the elements. This isn't just a scent; it’s a 13-oil tactical recovery system designed to keep your beard looking kickass and healthy, even after the longest shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Profile: Leather \u0026amp; Oakmoss\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like hard work and money in the bank!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent:\u003c\/b\u003e A strong, masculine, and unapologetic aroma. Heavy notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"71\"\u003epremium leather\u003c\/b\u003e grounded by earthy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"106\"\u003eoakmoss\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the scent of a job well done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tactical Advantage (What’s Inside):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve jammed this 1oz bottle with a mixture of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003e13 beard-fortifying natural oils\u003c\/b\u003e. You won’t find a deck this stacked anywhere else. We’ve included unique and exotic oils specifically chosen for the professional hustle:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMoringa \u0026amp; Kukui Nut Oils:\u003c\/b\u003e Exotic heavy-lifters that penetrate deep to nourish the hair follicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRaspberry Seed \u0026amp; Apricot Oils:\u003c\/b\u003e Natural shields that protect your beard from environmental wear and tear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGolden Jojoba \u0026amp; Argan:\u003c\/b\u003e The gold standard for maintaining moisturized skin and encouraging healthy growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy Choose Flagship?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eHandcrafted in Idaho:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in small batches right here in the USA. We believe in doing things the right way—one bottle at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e🛠️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eBuilt for All Types:\u003c\/b\u003e Specifically formulated to soothe \"duty-worn\" skin and tame even the most stubborn work beards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e✅ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Ironclad Guarantee:\u003c\/b\u003e We are so confident in our kit that we offer a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"73\"\u003e100% Satisfaction Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e. If you aren't happy, we’ll send you a different scent or refund your money—no questions asked. Buy with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong \/ Masculine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 1oz (28 Grams) with precision glass dropper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 1.25\" x 1.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkin\/Beard Types:\u003c\/b\u003e All\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe 13-Oil Powerhouse:\u003c\/b\u003e Oils of: Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Apricot, Sunflower, Argan, Golden Jojoba, Pumpkin, Avocado, Moringa, Kukui Nut, Raspberry Seed, Primrose, Castor, and Fragrance Oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs. For external use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRespect the hustle. Reward the beard. Add Dirty Hands Clean Money to your kit today.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"5\" style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patriot Mens Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32319983517732,"sku":"DirtyOil","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/8478\/0068\/files\/irty-hands-clean-money-beard-oil-leather-industrial-scent.webp?v=1775585793"},{"product_id":"unsupervised-top-seller-1oz-natural-beard-oil-masculine-cologne","title":"Unsupervised 1oz Natural Beard Oil Classic","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnsupervised Beard Oil | High-Performance Natural Growth \u0026amp; Conditioning\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDominate your grooming routine with the beard oil that doesn’t follow the rules.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhen the boss is away, the possibilities are endless. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"54\"\u003eUnsupervised Beard Oil\u003c\/b\u003e is built for the man who leads himself. We’ve packed this bottle with a powerhouse blend of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003e13 beard-fortifying natural oils\u003c\/b\u003e designed to transform dry, wiry hair into a healthy, \"kickass\" beard that commands respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eHandcrafted in small batches right here in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eIdaho, USA\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium formula doesn’t just sit on top of your hair—it penetrates deep to the root to fuel growth and hydrate the skin beneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy Unsupervised?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e13-Oil Powerhouse:\u003c\/b\u003e While others use two or three cheap fillers, we use a complex matrix of 13 nutrient-dense oils including Sweet Almond, Argan, and Golden Jojoba.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExotic Nutrients:\u003c\/b\u003e Features rare ingredients like \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eRaspberry Seed\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"65\"\u003eKukui Nut\u003c\/b\u003e, and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"80\"\u003eMoringa Seed Oil\u003c\/b\u003e—exotic oils you won’t find in standard drugstore brands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTotal Skin Care:\u003c\/b\u003e Formulated to eliminate \"beardruff\" (dandruff) and itch by maintaining maximum skin moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmall Batch Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% natural and handcrafted to ensure every dropper delivers peak potency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Profile: The Boss Is Out Of Town\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic, Crisp, and Fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong \u0026amp; Masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Experience:\u003c\/b\u003e A bold, invigorating scent for the man who thrives when left to his own devices. It’s clean, commanding, and unapologetically masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 1oz (28g) glass bottle with precision dropper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkin\/Beard Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Optimized for all types (stubble to full-length).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 1.25\" x 1.25\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in Idaho, USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIngredients You Can Trust\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eOils of: Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Apricot, Sunflower, Argan, Golden Jojoba, Pumpkin, Avocado, Moringa, Kukui Nut, Raspberry Seed, Primrose, Castor, and Premium Fragrance Oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eWe’re so confident this is the last beard oil you’ll ever need that we offer a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003e100% Satisfaction Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e. If you aren’t happy with the scent or the results, we’ll swap it for a different scent or refund your money—no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuy with confidence. Stay Unsupervised.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"18,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Patriot Mens Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32320200310820,"sku":"UNSUPMENOIL","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/8478\/0068\/files\/unsupervised-beard-oil-patriot-cologne-label.webp?v=1775173860"},{"product_id":"bad-decisions-1oz-natural-beard-oil-whiskey","title":"Bad Decisions 1oz Natural Beard Oil Whiskey","description":"\u003ch1 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBad Decisions Beard Oil: \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSome of the best stories start with a bad decision. Whether you’re pulling a double shift, patrolling the backwoods, or operating far off the leash, your beard shouldn’t look like the wreck you walked out of. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"209\"\u003eBad Decisions Beard Oil\u003c\/b\u003e is your daily \"maintenance drill\"—designed for the man who lives at full throttle and demands gear that can keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent: A Lifetime of Good Times\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis isn't your average woodsy oil. We’ve blended a rugged base of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"67\"\u003eCedar and Sandalwood\u003c\/b\u003e with a smooth, unmistakable hit of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"123\"\u003eAmerican Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a scent built for a lifetime of fun and friends—the kind of aroma that stays confident all day long without apologizing for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Performance: 13-Oil Fortification\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWe don’t use cheap fillers. This oil is jammed with a high-performance mixture of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"82\"\u003e13 beard-fortifying natural oils\u003c\/b\u003e specifically formulated to encourage healthy growth and keep the skin underneath \"duty-ready.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s In Your Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Performance Vitamins:\u003c\/b\u003e Exotic oils like \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"44\"\u003eMoringa and Raspberry Seed\u003c\/b\u003e provide a nutrient boost to strengthen hair follicles against breakage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Moisture:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eKukui Nut and Apricot oils\u003c\/b\u003e penetrate deep to eliminate the \"beard itch\" caused by dust, wind, and gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Handcrafted:\u003c\/b\u003e Small-batch production in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003eIdaho, USA\u003c\/b\u003e by veterans who have spent 20+ years in uniform and know exactly what a real beard needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Grease:\u003c\/b\u003e Our 100% natural blend absorbs quickly, leaving your beard looking kickass and healthy with a natural finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Elite Ingredient Deck:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eA premium lineup of nature’s best, handcrafted one bottle at a time:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Foundation:\u003c\/b\u003e Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Sunflower, and Avocado oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Exotic Edge:\u003c\/b\u003e Moringa, Kukui Nut, Raspberry Seed, and Tamanu oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Argan, Golden Jojoba, Pumpkin, and Primrose oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Kick:\u003c\/b\u003e Essential oils and a hint of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003eBuffalo Trace Bourbon.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e📋 The Deployment Drill:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExtract:\u003c\/b\u003e Use the glass dropper to dispense 3–5 drops (adjust for beard length) into your palm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eActivate:\u003c\/b\u003e Rub your hands together to warm and distribute the oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeploy:\u003c\/b\u003e Massage deep into the beard, ensuring you hit the skin underneath to stop \"beardruff\" before it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eWe are confident in our gear. If \"Bad Decisions\" isn't the right call for you, we’ll send you a different scent or refund your money—no questions asked. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"153\"\u003eBuy with confidence. Own your decisions.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 1 oz Glass Bottle with Dropper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong \/ Bold Woodsy Whiskey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkin Type:\u003c\/b\u003e All\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 1.25\" x 1.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patriot Mens Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32320251658276,"sku":"BadOil","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/8478\/0068\/files\/bad-decisions-beard-oil-cigar-bourbon-outlaw-scent.webp?v=1775585693"},{"product_id":"copy-of-bad-decisions-1oz-natural-beard-oil-whiskey","title":"Zero Dark 30 Spearmint 1oz Natural Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZERO DARK 30 BEARD OIL: Wake Up and Smell the Freedom\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, Patriot. If your face feels like it’s been dragged through a gravel pit in a combat zone, it’s time to RTB (Return to Base) for some serious maintenance. You wouldn't leave your rifle uncleaned, so why are you letting your beard look like a bird’s nest and feel like a cactus?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eAt \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eFlagship Soap Company\u003c\/b\u003e, we believe a man’s beard should be as strong as his convictions and as smooth as a successful extraction. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eZero Dark 30\u003c\/b\u003e isn’t just beard oil; it’s a tactical advantage in a 1oz bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent: A Tactical Strike for Your Senses\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn’t your grandma’s \"lavender breeze.\" We’ve deployed \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003e100% pure Spearmint Essential Oil\u003c\/b\u003e with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003ehint of Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e to create a scent profile that will wake your butt right up at 0400. It’s the olfactory equivalent of a cold plunge and a double espresso—guaranteed to sharpen your focus and remind the world that liberty never sleeps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel: 13 Natural Oils for Total Dominance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve jammed-packed this formula with a heavy-hitting squad of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003e13 beard-fortifying natural oils\u003c\/b\u003e. We’re talking about unique, exotic reinforcements you won’t find in those \"civilian-grade\" oils:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRaspberry Seed \u0026amp; Moringa Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e For elite hair health and protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKukui Nut \u0026amp; Apricot Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e To infiltrate deep into the follicle for maximum softness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eArgan \u0026amp; Golden Jojoba:\u003c\/b\u003e The gold standard for moisturizing the skin underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission Objectives:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNeutralize the \"Beard-Itch\" Insurgency:\u003c\/b\u003e Stops redness and irritation before it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Softness:\u003c\/b\u003e Turns that wire brush into a silken mane of glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHealthy Growth Intelligence:\u003c\/b\u003e Formulated specifically to encourage growth and maintain skin hydration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmall Batch Logistics:\u003c\/b\u003e Handcrafted one bottle at a time right here in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003eIdaho, USA\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e High-Octane Spearmint \u0026amp; Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong \u0026amp; Minty (Like a breath of fresh mountain air)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 1oz Bottle with Dropper (Standard Issue)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in Idaho, USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee:\u003c\/b\u003e We are so confident in our gear that we offer a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"72\"\u003e100% Satisfaction Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e. If this oil doesn't make you feel like you could wrestle a grizzly bear, we’ll send you a different scent or refund your money—no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/b\u003e Oils of Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Apricot, Sunflower, Argan, Golden Jojoba, Pumpkin, Avocado, Moringa, Kukui Nut, Raspberry Seed, Primrose, Castor, and Essential Oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStop itching. Start leading. Get Zero Dark 30 and give your beard the promotion it deserves.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patriot Mens Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32320277676068,"sku":"ZD30Oil","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/8478\/0068\/files\/zero-dark-30-beard-oil-mint-coffee-military-veteran-gift.webp?v=1775585171"},{"product_id":"hipster-repellent-cedarwood-citrus-1oz-natural-beard-oil","title":"Hipster Repellent  1oz Natural Beard Oil Citrus and Cedar","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHIPSTER REPELLENT BEARD OIL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCitrus \u0026amp; Cedarwood | Handcrafted in Idaho\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKeep your beard looking kickass and your skin hydrated.\u003c\/b\u003e Hipster Repellent isn't just a scent; it’s a deterrent for those who’ve never felt the grit of a hard day's work. This is a premium, small-batch formula built for the man with callouses on his hands and a forest in his soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s Different\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhile the \"other guys\" use cheap fillers, we’ve packed \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"55\"\u003e13 beard-fortifying natural oils\u003c\/b\u003e into every bottle. We use rare, exotic ingredients you won't find in a drugstore:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMoringa \u0026amp; Kukui Nut Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e Ancient secrets for deep hydration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRaspberry Seed Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e Natural protection and shine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApricot \u0026amp; Argan:\u003c\/b\u003e For a soft beard that doesn't itch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Rugged, Clean, and Unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/b\u003e A hard-hitting blend of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003eBright Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eDeep Cedarwood\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStrength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong. Designed to deter skinny jeans and snowflakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmall Batch:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured one bottle at a time in Idaho, USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGrowth-Focused:\u003c\/b\u003e Specifically formulated to encourage healthy growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNon-Greasy:\u003c\/b\u003e Absorbs fast so you can get back to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 1oz bottle with a precision glass dropper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIngredients\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Natural Oil Blend:\u003c\/b\u003e Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Apricot, Sunflower, Argan, Golden Jojoba, Pumpkin, Avocado, Moringa, Kukui Nut, Raspberry Seed, Primrose, Castor, Essential Oils, and Fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuy with 100% Confidence.\u003c\/b\u003e We stand behind our gear. If this isn't the best beard oil you've ever used, we’ll swap the scent or refund your money—no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" x 1.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1oz (28g)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkin Type:\u003c\/b\u003e All (Great for sensitive skin)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,3,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"23,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Patriot Mens Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32320320307236,"sku":"HipsterOil","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/8478\/0068\/files\/ipster-repellent-beard-oil-sandalwood-citrus-cedarwood-outdoor-scent.webp?v=1775585609"},{"product_id":"narc-1oz-natural-beard-oil-birchwood-oud","title":"NARC Beard Oil Birchwood and Oud","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNARC | Birchwood \u0026amp; Oud Premium Beard Oil\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Look of a Scumbag. The Scent of a Legend.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eLet’s be real: sometimes the job requires you to look like the guy slinging dope on a street corner. But just because you have to look the part doesn't mean you have to smell like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNARC\u003c\/b\u003e is a tribute to one of the best jobs on the planet. It’s the ultimate undercover wingman—designed for the man who balances the grit of the streets with the taste of a connoisseur. It’s a scent that says you’ve been through the trenches, but you belong in a penthouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent Profile: Birchwood, Oud, \u0026amp; High-End Luxury\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eNARC isn't just a fragrance; it’s an identity. It’s a complex, woodsy cologne profile that hits like a supermodel walking into a room and finishes like a glass of top-shelf whiskey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Wild Cypress, Ozone, and Makrut Lime for a sharp, clean entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Heart:\u003c\/b\u003e Sea Salt, Ocean Moss, and Elemi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, dark \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003eOud\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003eBirchwood\u003c\/b\u003e, rounded out with Leather, Amber, and Frankincense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExotic Ingredients for a Superior Mane\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eMost beard oils play it safe. We don’t. We’ve loaded NARC with a powerhouse blend of unique and exotic oils you won’t find in your average drugstore bottle:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRaspberry Seed Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e A natural antioxidant powerhouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKukui Nut Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e Ancient Hawaiian secret for deep moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMoringa Seed Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e Encourages healthy, rapid growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApricot Oil:\u003c\/b\u003e Softens the wiriest of whiskers without the grease.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThis 100% natural formula is specifically engineered to eliminate beard itch, hydrate the skin underneath, and keep your facial hair looking thick and disciplined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHandcrafted in Idaho, USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Made one bottle at a time in small batches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 1oz bottle with a precision dropper for zero waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eType:\u003c\/b\u003e Suitable for all skin and beard types.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStrength:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold Woodsy\/Cologne profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eWe are unapologetically confident in our gear. If NARC doesn’t make you feel like the baddest man in the room, we’ll make it right. If you aren't 100% satisfied, we’ll swap it for a different scent or refund your money—no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuy with confidence. Stay undercover. Smell like a king.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patriot Mens Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40058310623268,"sku":"NARCOIL","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/8478\/0068\/files\/narc-beard-oil-birchwood-oud-80s-retro-cologne-scent.webp?v=1775585506"},{"product_id":"the-rut-beard-oil-1oz-cedarwood-pine","title":"The Rut Beard Oil Cedarwood and Pine","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet back to nature with The Rut, our rugged, all-natural hunting Beard Oil crafted for serious outdoorsmen. Whether you're chasing bugling elk in the backcountry or sitting silently in a tree stand, this beard oil helps you blend seamlessly into the wild. The Rut Beard Oil blends nourishing oils with pine + cedarwood essential oils keeping your beard soft and healthy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with 100% pure essential oils, pine and cedarwood—The Rut delivers a crisp, woodsy scent that mimics your surroundings and eliminates human odor. No synthetic fragrances, no harsh chemicals—just freedom-loving, field-tested Beard Oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated for deer and elk hunting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOdor-eliminating formula with natural essential oils.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent profile: Pine \u0026amp; Cedarwood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted for stealth in the wilderness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpecifically formulated to encourage healthy beard growth and maintain moisturized skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisturizes \u0026amp; softens coarse beard hair with raspberry seed oil, pumpkin seed oil, \u0026amp; argan oils.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkin-friendly: jojoba, grape \u0026amp; raspberry seed oils nourish beneath the whiskers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're in the Idaho backcountry, Montana highlands, Midwest woods, or Upstate New York, The Rut is your go-to beard oil for hunting season scent control. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Idaho, USA: Small-batch, 100% natural formula with no harsh chemicals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients\u003c\/strong\u003e: Oils of: Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Apricot, Sunflower, Argan, Golden Jojoba, Pumpkin, Avocado, Moringa, Kukui Nut, Raspberry Seed, Primrose, Castor, and Essential Oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Strength\u003c\/strong\u003e: Woodsy\/Outdoors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin\/Beard Types\u003c\/strong\u003e: All\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2.75 X 2.75 X 1.5 (Inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1oz bottle with dropper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Apply Beard Oil for Best Results\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeeping your beard healthy, soft, and itch-free starts with proper beard oil application. 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